MY MOMMY'S AN EROTIC DANCER, NOT!

Sometimes kids will do the darnedest things! Like this little girl who was asked by her teacher to draw something that reflects what she'd like to be when she grows up.
Imagine the shock on the teachers face when she saw what the child had drawn. Yup, looks like mommy dances at a strip club. But, not really, as you can read in the following letter from the mother to the teacher.

Dear Mrs. Jones,

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.

Sincerely,
Mrs. Smith